Overheard On The Short Bus

what was that again?...


Sometimes the quips fly fast and furious in class... some days it's quiet. Some of the jokes go on to become recurring themes, some of them die a well-deserved death.

Herein are a few of the best... well, most-memorable... well, the ones that cause me to lie awake at night, wondering how I could have let the perpetrator of this or that stinker continue to draw breath... You get the picture.

It's all about spinal trauma.
Weapons techniques are fuuuuuuuuun.

The head is the steering wheel of the body.
Never let a white tiger be your chiropractor.

Wider is better.
The general consensus about the mats in the dojo.

It's like deja-fu -- the feeling you've been kicked this way before.
Eric, one un-caffeinated Saturday morning.

Might as well take the riot gear and KY jelly.
Dave, about an upcoming trip to Jamaica (don't ask)

Let the mayhem begin!
Joe, about shadow sparring