just thinkin'
24 January 2000: all the news that's fit to line a birdcage
No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
29 November 1999: ...there were potatoes
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
23 November 1999: A Toast: To Shelves
Shared pain is halved; shared joy, doubled. Thus do we refute entropy.
-- Spider Robinson
22 November 1999: home alone
The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident.
-- Sir Hugh Walpole
22 April 1999: rage
I suppose that the human mind can stand only so much grief and anguish. After that the fuses blow.
--Fynn
Mister God, This Is Anna
30 March 1999: cellular
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at a cellular level, I'm quite busy.
23 March 1999: overqualified
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to bring you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction?" 'Cos I don't.
--Marvin the Paranoid Android
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Douglas Adams
17 March 1999: both ends burnt
I will not bring sheep to class.
--found written 500 times on the chalkboard of Bart Simpson's classroom at Springfield Elementary
10 March 1999: pay the tolls
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
8 March 1999: curiousity
"The cure for boredom is curiousity. There is no cure for curiousity."
--Ellen Parr
24 February 1999: great expectations
"I should have been a great many things."
--Louisa May Alcott
19 February 1999: decisions, decisions
17 February 1999: mutual admiration society
10 February 1999: is that it??
"So so" is good, is very good, is very excellent good; and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
9 February 1999: Weekend Update
"that's the news, cha-cha"
2 February 1999: Round Two
"Now you're back in the ring/To take another swing..."
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